I Like Poker Better

It has come to my attention that that last post would probably make a better drinking game than poker. But I don't drink... so... yeah.

America's Funniest Home Videos Poker

Fun game to play:
1st, start watching America's Funniest Home Videos (AFV)
2nd, pull out the family poker chip set
3rd, pass out chips equally, each chip is the same amount
4th, each time a video starts, everyone puts in a chip
5th,
for 2 people, one person chooses "someone gets hurt" and the other gets "someone gets scared or in general not hurt"
for 3 people, one person chooses "someone falls" another person gets "someone gets scared" and the third gets "other (usually involves babies)"
for 4 people "something with pets", "something with babies", "someone gets scared", "someone falls"
for more, make up your own
6th, whoever was right wins the pot
7th, if there's a tie/dispute/video that falls into multiple categories, divide pot equally by winners. This also includes if 2 people choose the same thing (that's allowed)
8th, when you run out of chips, you lose, if the show ends and you have the most or are the last alive, you win!
9th, if ever you see a pet scare a baby and the baby causes the pet to fall, everybody wins! If someone called that previously and no one else did, they win automatically. And no one else