Auctioneer

I had to muscle through an oral presentation today. Four times. With 30% less of a time frame than the length of the presentation. Somehow I can still talk, a lot. It's like after a long run you need to walk for a minute. Of course now, I can't talk at all, but whatever.

I thought of a paradox

50% of the people who read this statistic will think it's true.

Broken Mirrors

Do people who make mirrors get bad luck? They obviously have to cut the mirrors to size, so doesn't that qualify as breaking mirrors?

Lunar Eclipse 2008