It's Good No One Reads This

Not that I would really care anyway. I'm just glad there's no one guffawing at my ridiculously emo self-pitying posts. Just thought I'd put that out there. Yep. Anyway, I was away at nerd camp for the past couple of weeks. I learned on the second-to-last day that one of the counselors had a relationship (implying sex) with a camper. How fucked up is that? I thought that guy had better judgment. Reality sucks.

Cryptic

I feel that if my dad could just take a step back and look at himself through everyone else's eyes, things would be a lot easier on my family.

Walks

So I went walking today. I took me maybe 2 hours. And apparently that caused everyone in the house to flip out. I don't really feel like typing now, but yeah, my parents are crazy. Not the lovable kind of crazy. The terrible parents kind of crazy.

I Like Poker Better

It has come to my attention that that last post would probably make a better drinking game than poker. But I don't drink... so... yeah.

America's Funniest Home Videos Poker

Fun game to play:
1st, start watching America's Funniest Home Videos (AFV)
2nd, pull out the family poker chip set
3rd, pass out chips equally, each chip is the same amount
4th, each time a video starts, everyone puts in a chip
5th,
for 2 people, one person chooses "someone gets hurt" and the other gets "someone gets scared or in general not hurt"
for 3 people, one person chooses "someone falls" another person gets "someone gets scared" and the third gets "other (usually involves babies)"
for 4 people "something with pets", "something with babies", "someone gets scared", "someone falls"
for more, make up your own
6th, whoever was right wins the pot
7th, if there's a tie/dispute/video that falls into multiple categories, divide pot equally by winners. This also includes if 2 people choose the same thing (that's allowed)
8th, when you run out of chips, you lose, if the show ends and you have the most or are the last alive, you win!
9th, if ever you see a pet scare a baby and the baby causes the pet to fall, everybody wins! If someone called that previously and no one else did, they win automatically. And no one else

My Pokeymanz, Let Me Scrutinize Them

So, I have a theory. I know, big surprise. Anyway, Pokemon, the popular chibi-cock-fighting game, first off, is awesome. Second, I'm using too many commas. Third, has subliminal messages implanted within. Since nothing I ever think of is the first time someone has thought of it, I'm sure this is old news, but yeah. Before I get to my point, I want to present an example. Magikarp. It turns into Gyarados. Magikarp is obviously a fish-based pokemon. Gyarados is some kind of aquatic reptile. What does one call the process a pokemon undergoes to change from one form to another? Oh, that's right, evolution. Magikarp, a fish, evolves into Gyarados, a reptile. Isn't that a little strange? The same can be said for Feebas and Milotic. Or to some extent Remoraid and Octillery. I think there's evolutionist propaganda in Pokemon. I feel like a million people across the world could yell at my face "Duh!" right now, but no one's even going to read this, so who cares. But the propaganda doesn't end there. Pop quiz, what do scientists consider the closest living relative to the Tyrannosaurus Rex? Time's up, the chicken. Or more vaguely the bird, this is speculation though, so it might not be true. Yoshi; what's he thought of as? A dinosaur. Super Smash Bros. Brawl; Final Smash. Yoshi's is that he grows (evolves?) a pair of wings and the ability to breath fire. The dinosaur grows wings. Not so convinced? Have you seen these wings? Big, feathery, eagle-esque wings, not reptilian, pterodactyl-esque wings. The dinosaur gains a pair of bird wings. Now I know I'm using a lot of fragment sentences, but that falls into the same category. Nintendo is easing these ideas into our mind so we are more accepting of them. It's just something to think about. And by the by, Nintendo is still awesome and the best of the three main competitors in the console war, subliminal mind control or not.

Tech Support

According to what the blog-o-sphere says, the minute you call tech support, either they are useless or you're an idiot.